{"id":453,"date":"2007-05-20T17:35:00","date_gmt":"2007-05-21T00:35:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.reenigne.org\/blog\/wrong-number\/"},"modified":"2008-05-10T11:48:31","modified_gmt":"2008-05-10T18:48:31","slug":"wrong-number","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.reenigne.org\/blog\/wrong-number\/","title":{"rendered":"Wrong number"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Phone rings.<\/p>\n<p>Me: Hello?<br \/>\nRandom woman at the other end: It's raining and it's cold so come home right now.<br \/>\nMe: I'm sorry, I think you must have the wrong number.<br \/>\nRW: Just come home right now.<br \/>\nMe: I... am home.<br \/>\nRW: Ok. Bye.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Phone rings. Me: Hello? Random woman at the other end: It's raining and it's cold so come home right now. Me: I'm sorry, I think you must have the wrong number. RW: Just come home right now. Me: I... am home. RW: Ok. Bye.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[40],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-453","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.reenigne.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/453","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.reenigne.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.reenigne.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.reenigne.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.reenigne.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=453"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.reenigne.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/453\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.reenigne.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=453"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.reenigne.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=453"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.reenigne.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=453"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}