{"id":397,"date":"2006-03-09T22:58:00","date_gmt":"2006-03-10T05:58:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.reenigne.org\/blog\/a-joke-i-thought-of-today\/"},"modified":"2008-05-10T11:57:50","modified_gmt":"2008-05-10T18:57:50","slug":"a-joke-i-thought-of-today","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.reenigne.org\/blog\/a-joke-i-thought-of-today\/","title":{"rendered":"A joke I thought of today"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It seems that astronomers and astrologers have in recent years started pronouncing the name of the planet Uranus as \"you're a nus\" instead of \"your anus\" as it was before. I believe this is the first time that the pronunciation of the name of a planet has changed for this reason.<\/p>\n<p>Watch out because you're next, Mars (\"m'arse\").<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It seems that astronomers and astrologers have in recent years started pronouncing the name of the planet Uranus as \"you're a nus\" instead of \"your anus\" as it was before. I believe this is the first time that the pronunciation of the name of a planet has changed for this reason. Watch out because you're [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[34],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-397","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humour"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.reenigne.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/397","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.reenigne.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.reenigne.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.reenigne.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.reenigne.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=397"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.reenigne.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/397\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.reenigne.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=397"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.reenigne.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=397"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.reenigne.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=397"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}